Havoc is imminent

cl0thes0ff: the lizards are just like what. the. fuck.

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:51:30 -0400

cl0thes0ff:

the lizards are just like what. the. fuck.

finalellipsis: I don’t think this gigantic beast will fit in my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:53:25 -0400

finalellipsis:

I don’t think this gigantic beast will fit in my entertainment center

Super bikes on Bike Race are such bullshit.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:30:46 -0400

Super bikes on Bike Race are such bullshit.

Does Bear Grylls grill bear?

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:54:48 -0400

Does Bear Grylls grill bear?

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Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:51 -0400

thorilyhammered: siffy: I have this headcanon where Steve’s...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:30:20 -0400

thorilyhammered:

siffy:

I have this headcanon where Steve’s son is born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)

#THIS IS WHAT TRUE PAIN FEELS LIKE

patchoulol: lampsarepeopletoo: i read this whole thing in an...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:40:32 -0400

patchoulol:

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

AND FOR LAST TIME I’M FROM LAOS JUST NAME OF RESTAURANT

marauders4evr: The amount of detail that goes into Avatar is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:38:42 -0400

marauders4evr:

The amount of detail that goes into Avatar is phenomenal. These could pass as masterpieces. Everything from the simplest leaf on the tree to the detail of the rock to the rays/shades of the sun or the slight shadows…

People who are getting impatient for the Book 2 of Korra just remember this … This isn’t a show where there’s a quickly drawn character in front of a blurred/scraggly background. Stuff like this doesn’t just happen overnight. There are dozens of people who tediously worked together to make this and they take pride in their work. Oh sure - they can quickly draw up an episode without paying any attention to detail or accuracy. Hell, they can probably have an episode-a-day if they do it like that. I mean, that’s what so many other television shows are doing these days. They can jump on that bandwagon. Or they can take their time and create things like this.

They can create their time and show that Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra are so much more than a simple cartoon.

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Panshots were all taken from Piandao.org.

__Marauders4EVR 04/07/13 7:18 PM

werenotshortwerefunsized: indianapopovich: antonio-antoinette: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:58:27 -0400

werenotshortwerefunsized:

indianapopovich:

antonio-antoinette:

tyleroakley:

indianapopovich:

(Source here)

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.

After I listened to this I was like ‘what’s that sound’ and IT WAS ME WHEEZING BC I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

I’m so sorry.

I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I STILL WASN’T PREPARED

A special part of me died in the pool today. I’ll be without a phone for a few days.

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:50:03 -0400

A special part of me died in the pool today.
I’ll be without a phone for a few days.

automotivated: Ford GTX 1 (by piolew automotive photography...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:41:38 -0400

automotivated:

Ford GTX 1 (by piolew automotive photography [Top Marques 2013])

GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:20:02 -0400

ishaloveshardcore:

slowlydescending:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.

^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!

mooneymannyinthesky: sassypenryn: inoticeyoureanerdfighter: ee...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:07:45 -0400

mooneymannyinthesky:

sassypenryn:

inoticeyoureanerdfighter:

eeriie:

“Sometime during the night of August 16th, 1952, the small town of Ashley, Kansas ceased to exist. At 3:28am on August 17th, 1952, a magnitude 7.9 earthquake was measured by the United States Geological Survey. The earthquake itself was felt throughout the state and most of the midwest. The epicenter was determined to be directly under Ashley, Kansas. When state law enforcement arrived at what should have been the outskirts of the farming community, they found a smoldering, burning fissure in the Earth in the earth measuring 1000 yards in length and approximately 500 yards in width. The depth of the fissure was never determined. After twelve days, the state-wide and local search for the missing 679 residents of Ashley, Kansas, was called off by the Kansas State Government at 9:15pm on the night of August 29th, 1952. All 679 residents were assumed to be dead. At 2:27am on August 30th, 1952, a magnitude 7.5 earthquake was measured by the United States Geological Survey. The epicenter was situated under what used to be the location of Ashley, Kansas. When law enforcement investigated at 5:32am, they reported that the fissure in the Earth had closed.

In the eight days leading up to the disappearance of the town and its 679 residents, bizarre and unexplainable events were reported by dozens of residents in Ashley, Kansas and law enforcement from the surrounding area.

On the evening of August 8th, 1952, at 7:13pm, a resident by the name of Gabriel Johnathan reported a strange sight in the sky above Ashley. The town itself, having no official branch of law enforcement, called into the police station of the neighboring town of Hays. Gabriel reported what appeared to be a “small, black opening in the sky.” Within the next fifteen minutes, the Hays police station became overwhelmed with dozens of phone calls all reporting the same phenomenon. The phenomenon was never reported by any neighboring communities. A decision was made to send a trooper to Ashley to investigate the matter the following morning.

At 7:54 am on the morning of August 9th, 1952, Hays Police Officer Allan Mace radioed the Hays Police Station. He reported that, despite following the one way road leading into Ashley, he had become lost. According to his report, the road “continued along its normal path, but somehow ended up back in Hays.” Officer Mace went on to add that the road never curved, or bent in any direction. At 9:15am, seven of the town’s 10 police cars were sent to investigate the situation, and all members of the team came to the same conclusion. The only road leading into Ashley stopped leading into Ashley, but instead led back to Hays. Phone calls continued to pour into the Hays Police Station, all reporting that the black opening in the sky continued to grow in size. All callers were advised to remain inside, and to not travel outside unless absolutely necessary. At 8:17pm, Mrs. Elaine Kantor reported her neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Milton, and their two children, Jeffery and Brooke, missing. According to Mrs. Kantor’s phone call, the Milton’s attempted to leave town in their family car earlier in the evening. They never returned. Law enforcement officals from Hays never reported the car, or individuals, coming up the one way road.

At 7:38am on the morning of August 10th, 1952, phone calls from Ashley into the Hays Police Station reported that the town was in total darkness. The sun had never risen. At 10:15am, at the request of Hays Law Enforcement, a helicopter from Topeka, Kansas flew over the region in which Ashley, Kansas stood. The town was never observed from air.

At 12:43pm on the afternoon of August 11th, 1952, Ms. Phoebe Danielewski called into the Hays Police Station. She reported that her daugter Erica had begun to have conversions with her father, who died three years prior in a drunk driving accident. To add to her concern, Ms. Danielewski reported that Erica was attempting to go outside into the dark, to “join them.” Over the course of the next twelve hours, a reported 329 phone calls were placed into the Hays Police Station all describing similar phenomenon with the children of the town.

The following morning of August 12th, 1952, the sitation became dire. During the middle of the night, all 217 children in the town of Ashley, Kansas disappeared. A reported 421 phone calls were placed into the Hays Police Department. Unable to be of any useful assistance, Hays Law Enforcement instructed all callers to remain inside and to avoid any and all attempts at finding the missing children.

At 5:19pm on the evening August 13th, 1952, Ashley elderly man Scott Luntz reporting a growing, distant fire to the south. According to his description, the fire seemed to turn the distant black into “bright red and orange [that] seemed to extend high into the sky.” Throughout the rest of the day, calls continued in, stating that the fire, in addition to moving north, now seemed to “come out of the black sky.” No fire was ever witnessed by any of the neighboring communities or law enforcement officials.

The reports continued until 12:09am on the morning of August 14th, 1952. The last phone call, placed by a Mr. Benjamin Endicott, reported that the fire in the sky had grown so intense that it began to appear as daytime over the town. The phone call ended abruptly: (FROM THE PHONECALL PLACED BY BENJAMIN SHERMAN ENDICOTT)

Benjamin: Just hold on….wait…

(CONTINUED SILENCE)

Benjamin (con’t): Yeah, yeah I see something. It’s to the south. It looks like-

[END PHONECALL]

The next phone call wouldn’t be placed until the following evening.

The following is the entire transcript of the final phonecall to be received by the Hays Police Department out of the town of Ashley, Kansas. It was placed at 9:46pm on the evening of August 15th, 1952. In this recorded phonecall, the officer on duty is Officer Peter Welsch. The caller has been identified as Ms. April Foster.

[BEGIN PHONECALL]

Officer Welsch: Hays Police Department.

(Muffled static).

Officer Welsch: Hello?

Foster: YES…yes, hello?

Officer Welsch: Ma’am, who am I speaking with.

Foster: My name is April, April Foster. (Coughs) Please, sir. Please help me.

Officer Welsch: What is happening, ma’am?

Foster: Last night….last night they came back.

Officer Welsch: Ma’am, I’m going to need you to -

Foster: LAST NIGHT THEY CAME BACK! (Cries)

Officer Welsch: Ma’am, I’m going to need you to calm down, and speak clearly. What happened? Who came back?

Foster: (Sobbing). Everyone.

Officer Welsch: Everyone?

Foster: They all came in the fire.

Officer Welsch: What do you mean everyone?

Foster: My son…..I saw my son last night. He was walking… he was walking down the street. He was burned. Jesus Christ HE WAS BURNED.

Officer Welsch: Ma’am I -

Foster: He died last year. I raised him since he was a baby….it was just me and him. I told him to watch for cars when he rode his bike. But he never wanted to listen.

Officer Welsch: Ma’am, what you’re saying isn’t making any sense. You said everyone came back?

Foster: ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME? EVERYONE. Everyone came back. Everyone who died, or went missing, they’re back. And they’re looking for US! (Cries). He…he said: “Mommy, I’m okay now! See, I can walk again! Where are you, Mommy? I want to see you!”(Sobs).

Officer Welsch: ….Ma’am, where are you now? Are you safe?

Foster: I’m hiding. Just like everyone else. We saw them coming through the fields….and….some people opened their doors for them. God, the SCREAMING. (Pause). I don’t know what happened to them. But their houses caught fire and they….caved in. I have my curtains drawn. I’m hiding in the closet right now and- (Silence).

Officer Welsch: Ma’am, is everything alright, are you okay?

Foster: (Silence).

Officer Welsh: Ma’am?

Foster: (Glass Breaking). Oh…oh my God.

Officer Welsh: Ma’am?

Foster: Something just came in. (Muffled cries).

Officer Welsch: Ma’am, stay as quiet as you can. Don’t make a sound.

Foster: (Muffled: “Mommy…..mommy?”). (Sobbing). He came inside.

Officer Welsch: Stay absolutely still. Don’t leave.

Foster: (Sound of muffled footsteps. Muffled: “Mommy? Mommy, where are you hiding?”)

Officer Welsch: Stay quiet.

Foster: (Sound of heavy footsteps. Laughter. Muffled: “I found you, MOMMY!”) (Indiscernable screaming and noise).

Officer Welsch: Ma’am? MA’AM??

[End phonecall].

The following morning, at 6:55am, the law enforcement officals of the Hays Police Department arrived at the location of Ashley, Kansas. A smoldering, burning fissure in the Earth was all that remained.”

I was reading this alone in the dark and had to flip the light on halfway through because I was so freaked out.

this is one of the scariest things I have ever read omfg im never sleeping again holy carp

fucking hell i thought the picture was of a bunch of furbies at first

Iron Man: Tony Stark Iron Man 2: Tony Starker Iron Man 3: Tony Starkest

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:32:04 -0400

Iron Man: Tony Stark
Iron Man 2: Tony Starker
Iron Man 3: Tony Starkest

shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:44:02 -0400

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

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Fri, 10 May 2013 16:34:22 -0400

I think about messaging you, but I probably won’t. Hope you’re doing well.

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:41:30 -0400

I think about messaging you, but I probably won’t.
Hope you’re doing well.

COME ON AND SLAM

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:26:35 -0400

AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:26:34 -0400

trollscanfly: lizzybetaobrien: castiel-sniffs-deans-panties: i...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:01:44 -0400

trollscanfly:

lizzybetaobrien:

castiel-sniffs-deans-panties:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

thattallsummonerguy:

ammunition-of-the-mind:

MISHA COLLINS COVERING “THE KILL” BY 30 SECONDS TO MARS

THAT’S IT

MISHA???????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? NOW THE BASTARD CAN SING?????? R U FUCKIN??????? I AM SO FUCKING DONE RN

At first I was like “he’s okay” and then the chorus happened and ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME MISHA?!,.1/.???

CAN YOU NOT

CAN

YOU

NOT

Is there any where I can download this from?

he sings like an angel